Purple is stalking me...Purple knees: Perpetually bruised.
Purple elbow: Popped at the exact same time I was tapping.
Purple ear: Folded over and gashed.
Purple toe: The little piggy that stayed home got crushed.
Purple belt: Looming ominously in my not too distant future.
Why can't I just keep the belt colors I already have? Black and Blue...they really suit me!
"Roses are red, violets are blue"...even violets don't want to be purple!